"This is incredible!!" the review was titled. Promising!
Now imagine my dismay when I saw that the review gave the book only one star. The excitement in my belly turned to sour milk. It turned to ashes in my mouth.
Imagine how bad I felt after reading the full review:
"So incredibly bad. Just amazing. Who took time to do this? I love being a human knowing other humans will do this kind of crap. Amazing."
The reviewer is one David B. Childers. I don't know anything more about the gentleman, except that his one and only other review is for something called Asobu, the Mighty Flask, Wide Mouth Insulated Water Bottle. His review in full reads "It's huge. Good for getting drunk at one sitting."
Go on, eloquent Wordsworth! Will you not grace us with more of your poetry, David B. Childers?
Who is this guy??? His icon is Amazon's plain, default-setting photo of a gray head against a gray background.
It's almost enough to get me to stop working on The Sensual Adventures of Governor Mike Pence: Episode II: Conversion Crazy, which is in the late stages of completion.